MasterRug
There are some things money can't steal. For everything else, there's MasterRug. Rugpulled.
Accepted Countries
Our card is proudly not accepted in these fine nations. They've all banned us for various reasons.
| Country | Flag | Ban Reason |
|---|---|---|
| United States | 🇺🇸 | Too many fraud complaints |
| United Kingdom | 🇬🇧 | Violates consumer protection laws |
| Germany | 🇩🇪 | Efficiency standards not met |
| Japan | 🇯🇵 | Honor system violated |
| France | 🇫🇷 | Not sophisticated enough |
| Canada | 🇨🇦 | Too polite to accept this card |
| Australia | 🇦🇺 | Classified as dangerous wildlife |
| Switzerland | 🇨🇭 | Banking standards laughably low |
| Sweden | 🇸🇪 | Already cashless, doesn't need this |
| Singapore | 🇸🇬 | Strict financial regulations exceeded |
| Norway | 🇳🇴 | Oil money doesn't need this nonsense |
| South Korea | 🇰🇷 | Tech standards too low |
| Netherlands | 🇳🇱 | Rejected for being too orange |
| New Zealand | 🇳🇿 | Sheep more reliable payment method |
| Brazil | 🇧🇷 | Carnival has better payment options |
| Antarctica | 🇦🇶 | Penguins declined to participate |
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
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Acceptance Rate
999%
APR
0%
Cashback
∞
Fees
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